I have been receiving a lot of emails from people begging me to update my blog, so I decided it was finally time to appease my many fans (this is where I give a shout-out to Fern, because in reality, she is the only one who emailed me). The trouble is, I just haven't had anything funny or interesting to write about lately. Being an adult is soooo boring sometimes. I mean, I could do another post about cardigans and how I love this winter weather because I can wear my winter cardigans and they keep me so warm and they are such great accessories and everything......But this is old news.
Lucky for you, something happened today and I knew right away that it was blog material.
Today at work, I went to the bathroom. I always go to the handicap stall because it is so roomy and no one can see through the cracks of this particular stall. As I walked in to my favorite stall, I noticed something that disturbed me. Peeking out of the "feminine napkin" disposal was a Snickers wrapper. I did a double-take because I never expected to see such a surprise there. The only thought that ran through my head was "Why in the world would a grown woman be eating a Snickers while on the pot??" I have literally been thinking about this all day. And also picturing it. How could a woman properly enjoy such a delicious treat with so many other smells bombarding her senses? I don't get it.
2 comments:
Ahhhhhh!! Big A is BACK! Oh how I've missed your bloggings. Thank you once again for a good belly laugh and vivid mental pictures of YOU sitting on the pot pondering on who ate a Snickers in the handicap stall. Did you spend the rest of your work day eyeballing possible perpetrators and looking at your female coworkers in a new light?
how do you think she could eat it when she was hovering over the toliet with her hands in the air so she wouldn't touch anything, maybe a friend was in there with her feeding it to her, just sayin!!!
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